The Bald & The Bearded

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • the kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

(Source: channiall, via masturbationdestination)

funnyordie:

Vacation Sex with Rob Riggle, Kathryn Hahn, Jake Johnson and Lizzy Caplan

What happens in your bed when you’re on vacation?

Kathryn & Lizzy = Dream Threesome… Dreamsome =D

'Tis goooooood.

'Tis goooooood.

wineandorangejuice:

fuck your girl like this.

I think…. omg, that’s my old bed frame….. OMG THAT’S MY OLD BED!!! 

wineandorangejuice:

fuck your girl like this.

I think…. omg, that’s my old bed frame….. OMG THAT’S MY OLD BED!!! 

theduty:

…now back to the regularly scheduled tomfoolery.

theduty:

…now back to the regularly scheduled tomfoolery.

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