About Me

About me?
Hmm... Sometimes I remember it one way. Sometimes another. If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!

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The Bald & The Bearded

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2 months ago

funnyordie:

Vacation Sex with Rob Riggle, Kathryn Hahn, Jake Johnson and Lizzy Caplan

What happens in your bed when you’re on vacation?

Kathryn & Lizzy = Dream Threesome… Dreamsome =D

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11 months ago

‘Tis goooooood.

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1 year ago

I'd rather cuddle then have sex.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This is clever if you’re a grammar Nazi.

(Source: albertmarcuss)

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

(via santini-houdini)

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1 year ago

wineandorangejuice:

fuck your girl like this.

I think…. omg, that’s my old bed frame….. OMG THAT’S MY OLD BED!!!

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1 year ago

you think 7 yrs is bad for breaking a mirror….try breaking a condom

Fuck, he’s right.

(Source: raisedbyrodents)

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1 year ago

theduty:

…now back to the regularly scheduled tomfoolery.

(via funnyordie)

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2 years ago